The Potomac River as seen from the Clutch house.

The pro-rock.com banner I whipped up for the tour.

The Crowbar crowd in State College.

Your fearless webmasta.

J.P., Oslo and Cousin Chet polishing off some fine vino.

Done went too far. Coulda been the Jack Daniels through a straw. Coulda been the fine vino, coulda been the.. Who cares. I got tore the fuck up. Here's the proof.

River from Tree picks Neil's Medulla Oblongata in Bean Town.

Sound checking at Rex's in West Chester. Notice the plywood boxes supporting the monitors. How punk rock is that?

Rex's crowd feelin' the love.

Oslo and Chet on tilt at Rex's.

This is the dude I was talking about! Tiny from Wolfpac curling yours truly.

Kickin' it after the show at Rex's.

Raplhie from The Mob and Jack D. discuss a Mob reunion.

Gaster love. This is the young lady you all helped out with your donations to breast cancer research. She'll be participating in a 3 day walk to raise money and awareness using your donations. Thank you all from Julie, Clutch and pro-rock.com.

The Odeon. Great club located across from the most polluted river on the planet.

Derek Hess' damn fine poster for the Odeon show. This shit was done entirely with a toothbrush. D. Hess is an incredible artist.

This dude gave up his seat so I could film in exchange for posting his ink on pro-rock.com. I love the barter system.

After show party passes I handed out in Cleveland.

The view from the sound board at Harpo's in Motor City.

Neil inking I-Rock's guitar in Detroit at the Harpo's After Show party.

J.P. at the I-rock party.

Uncle Ted and Gordy from A-Frame kickin' it at "Detroit's only L.A. Style Nightclub."

N.P.F. in the midst of taking pink slips in Midnight Club.

The legendary First Avenue. I couldn't stop picturing Morris Day and the Time on stage.

Mortimer and Oslo hard at work.

Phat D. issuing a beatdown on the air hockey table.

Oslo and Spartacus enjoying Satan On The Loose's performance..

Some drunk fiend that wormed his way behind the merch table.

"Hands up, who's seen Purple Rain?"

That spooky ass building from The Shining. Or is it The Rave? Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Freebie ticket. I have a whole stack if anyone wants them.

This is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed and ate people.

Glut Trip in the Rave's dressing room. It looked like the inside of a genie's bottle.

Nelson, Mortimer and Oslo in The Dubliner in Milwaukee. Guinness and Jameson on tap. Heaven.

Neil, some lush and Mortimer enjoying some Stout.

Evil Cousin Chet and Go-Go - The new poster boys for Guinness.

The best cover band ever. They did a tear jerking rendition of Darling Nikki at Reed Street Station in Milwaukee. Kick ass pub.

That Goddamned Oscar and his Tequila.

Great before and after photo of more of that evil tequila. Notice the facial expressions. Classic. (Click to enlarge.)

J.P. and Oslo outside the Reed Street Station in the ghetto/farm area.

Cousin Chet hordes a precious automobile part to sell later in West Virginia.

J.P. and that damn drunk again on the stage of the ghetto/farm.

The crowd in grand rapids as seen form the stage.

"Hands up!"

Gumby's AKA The Drop Shop AKA Gyrations AKA The Empire Club in Huntington, WV.

Can you guess how many times the heavy metal hand gesture appears on this site? Winner gets a free mullet.

West Virginians in their natural habitat.

Neil gets up close and personal w/ a Huntington Crip. Noticing the throwing up of gang signs.

CAUTION: Meatheads at work.

Darrel never got behind the wheel without a healthy dose of Nitrous Oxide.

The storyteller and his bride.

Sherman IS heavy metal. Straight up.

The legendary Wino in Brooklyn.

Now THAT'S pretty hardcore. These guys are a real team. According to them, they suck. But at least the jerseys rock.

Fake111 doesn't know I sent this picture to the cops.

The stickers that I dealt out along the way.