
SLOW
HOLE TO CHINA
Dig
a slow hole to China
Blacker than a miner
No turn un-stoned I trample
Hold my candle's handle
Mama
always said
"You better come home"
Stuck in the mud
Dug a slow hole
My
blue cow
Gotta get her back here somehow
My brown bag
Never gonna guess what I have
Mama
always said
"You better come home"
Stuck in the mud
Dug a slow hole
If
it's too shallow then dig it more deep
If it's too narrow then dig it more wide
If you see a point of light
Shake hands with the other side
If it's too shallow then dig it more deep
If it's too narrow then dig it more wide
If you see the point of light
Shake hands with the other side
A
lighthouse in Kentucky
Oh I should be so lucky
Sell fill dirt to the groundlings
And water to the drowning
Mama
always said
"You better come home"
Stuck in the mud
Dug a slow hole
NICKEL
DIME
They
landed in Manhattan
With rifles and hatchets
Stinking like the living dead
Eatin' local fauna
Like there wasn't a tomorrow
As they fed how it bled, how it bled
Sacajawea
is gettin' meager
Nickel dime, nickel dime, nickel dime
It's such a long road that we travel
Nickel dime, nickel dime, nickel dime
Causin'
more commotion
With that steam locomotion
On the quiet country mile
Blisters by the fistfuls
'Til the foreman blows the whistle
And drinkin' whiskey all the while
Sacajawea
is gettin' meager
Nickel dime, nickel dime, nickel dime
It's such a long road that we travel
Nickel dime, nickel dime
Get
up on the chuck wagon
If your feet are draggin'
Get up on the chuck wagon
If your feet are draggin'
Get up on the chuck wagon
If your feet are draggin'-yeah!
Well
they landed on Europa
And it's colder than Dakota
But they took the bull by the horns
For the frozen ocean
Foreman has himself the notion
"This ain't nothing we ain't done before!"
Sacajawea
is gettin' meager
Nickel dime, nickel dime, nickel dime
It's such a long road that we travel
Nickel dime, nickel dime, nickel dime
Sacajawea
is gettin' meager
Nickel dime, nickel dime, nickel dime
It's such a long road that we travel
Nickel dime, nickel dime
SEA
OF DESTRUCTION
The
killer, Scylla, and the limping fool
All the beggars play by the beggars' own rules
On a sea of destruction
All
right
A
sea of destruction
Blackest
jackets of their burning books
A lecher loves what a lecher should
On a sea of destruction
All
right
A
sea of destruction
Build
your ship and sail across the sea of flame
Leviathans will guide you into where they say
Kings dig ditches witches stitch in witches' time
And proper paupers are of sound body and mind
Greenest
genius of the fallen fool
All the beggars play by the beggars' own rules
On a sea of destruction
Build
your ship and sail across the sea of flame
Leviathans will guide you into where they say
Kings dig ditches witches stitch in witches' time
And proper paupers are of sound body and mind
OREGON
Went
out the back of Halifax
All the way to Virginia, Fairfax
It wasn't weird enough
So I went west to Oregon
All
I, All I wonder
While I run
Is what's, is what's
Next on my agenda
I
made a ruckus with a succubus
Before she knew I was amphibious
She threw her hands up and started to scream
"Man you look like your straight outta V."
All
I, all I wonder
While I run
Is what's, is what's
Next on my agenda
(spoken)
And so it was that I, a wayward throwback to the Mesozoic,
was enslaved as a circus freak to entertain you drunken
monkeys. But Fate still had her twisted sense of humor
and she granted me safe passage to sunny Florida,
where for over the past 300 years now I have been
breeding with an unheard of efficiency. And soon my
progeny will rise up and say "Hail Draco, king
of the dragon men!"
I
fashion my crown from Quetzlcoatl's quills
Build my palace in the jungles of Brazil
In the summertime come my children
"For I hail Draco, king of dragon men!"
I fashion my crown from Quetzlcoatl's quills
Build my palace in the jungles of Brazil
In the summertime come my children
"For I hail Draco, king of dragon men!"
EASY
BREEZE
Under
dogwood blooms
Miss widow on her loom
Eating peaches & cream
Observer hums a haunting melody
You've
got an easy breezy wind at your back
Most of the time
If you do not understand very few do
So don't feel bad
Easy
breezy beautiful colored world
I'm in love with you
R-O-Y-G-B-I-V
Your colors are a comedy
Woman
waiting for dawn
After the deer are gone
Dandelions holding dew
As indigo brightens to blue
You've
got an easy breezy wind at your back
Most of the time
If you do not understand very few do
So don't feel bad
Easy
breezy beautiful colored world
I'm in love with you
R-O-Y-G-B-I-V
Your colors are a comedy
FOUR
LORDS (and one more)
Oh
that Appalachian Way runs from Georgia clear up to
Maine.
Oh that Carolina sand runs from Kill Devil Hills out
to cold Greenland.
Lord,
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Can
you summon fire baby with a simple flint and stone?
If you can't then baby you better go back to what
you know.
Lord,
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Who
put me in heavy metal? If you know the answer I don't
care.
I have a kick ass harpsichord. That's right.
I saw you dancing with the devil, I tell ya kid you're
better off
Playing leap-frog with a unicorn. That's right.
Hang
on, it's a long road to where we go.
Hang on, it's a long road to where we go.
Who
put me in heavy metal? If you know the answer I don't
care.
I have a kick ass harpsichord.
That's right.
I saw you dancing with the devil, I tell ya kid you're
better off
Playing leap-frog with a unicorn.
That's right.
Who
put me in heavy metal? If you know the answer I don't
care.
I have a kick ass harpsichord.
That's right.
I saw you dancing with the devil, I tell ya kid you're
better off
Playing leap-frog with a unicorn.
That's right.
RISING
SON
You
look so good while you're riding
On your pterodactyl
Storming castles with abandon
And rainbows by fistfuls
Now lets go dancing madly backwards
While on a sea of air
Everyone I hear is saying
Captain Beyand will be there
When
we go carelessly careening quickly
Screaming all the way
Gravity is such a drag
And we will not obey
Carelessly careening quickly
Screaming all the way
Gravity is such a drag
Now we will have our way
Was
it I? Or was it shadow?
A trick of light in play
Leaving me to see that I saw
The garden from whence we came
But I'm not saying anything
That hasn't been said before
You may hear it now if you wish to
Put an ear against the floor
Then
we go carelessly careening quickly
Screaming all the way
Gravity is such a drag
And we will not obey
Carelessly careening quickly
Screaming all the way
Gravity is such a drag
Now we will have our way
Now
we will have it!
On
the heels of charming dragons
There is snow falling everywhere
Sorceress, you bring a new Sun
And we will soon be there
Then
we go carelessly careening quickly
Screaming all the way
Gravity is such a drag
And we will not obey
Carelessly careening quickly
Screaming all the way
Gravity is such a drag
Now we will have our way
Now
we will have it!
GUILD
OF MUTE ASSASSINS
Organ
grinder's henchmen shaking their coins in time-
"Guild of Mute Assassins will convene at a quarter
to nine."
Behind the court house atop a scaffold stands a man
with a bag for a face,
"You will not have learned until I return to
give my executioner the chase."
The
swinging of its censers, the silence of its members
Oh, the Guild of Mute Assassins
From the places in-between that are so seldom seen
Oh, the Guild of Mute Assassins.
Widow
in the furrow with thimbles hasn't seen her face in
years
Kneels into a puddled reflection to find it is just
as she's feared.
In the Garden the Archangel, sword above his head,
"You will not return until you have learned what
you've forfeited."
The
swinging of its censers, the silence of its members
Oh, the Guild of Mute Assassins
From the places in-between that are so seldom seen
Oh, the Guild of Mute Assassins.
Baby
on a threshold with silver. Breath rises from its
lips
Beam of yellow light from a doorway and the figure
of a silhouette.
In the cradle a wood stiletto rattles like a barrel
of bones.
Another journeyman with passion silently recites the
oath.
The
swinging of its censers, the silence of its members
Oh, the Guild of Mute Assassins
From the places in-between that are so seldom seen
Oh, the Guild of Mute Assassins.
WILLIE
NELSON
Blackjack
booted demons
Have surrounded my home
Got dogs and 'copters
and keep ringing my phone
Well
I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed
Now
they're breaking my windows
Banging on my doors
Got me down and hog-tied
Rifling through my drawers
Boss demon tells me
Oh how he would like to kill me
Wait a minute tough guy
My disease does that for free
Well
I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed
Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the greenest green
Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed
EQUINOX
HOODOO
OPERATOR
Oh,
I seen him walkin'
On down that road
He got a broken push cart
With a heavy load
Oh, Lord have mercy
Upon my wicked soul
Ah, he looked right at me
With his eyes of coal
It's
the hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Ah,
he'll sell you liquids
To cure that whooping cough
And fine liniments
At a poor man's cost
Ah, but when your time is up boy
And you feel that chill
He will come softly knocking
To collect his bill
It's
the hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Oh,
I seen him walkin'
On down that road
He got a broken white man
With a heavy load
Oh, Lord have mercy
Upon my foolish soul
It is so cold and dark
Behind these eyes of coal
It's
the hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Hoodoo operator
Operate
Operate
Operate
DAY
OF THE JACKALOPE
Well,
my senses are sharpened
I'm half in the bag
I got a Cheshire smile and
A five cent rag.
Day
of the jackalope
Abandon
all ye faithful
Abandon all ye hope
Abandon all ye faithful
It's the day of the jackalope
Well,
I heard about your problems
With your old man
Well, he's a non-issue
As fast as I can
Day
of the jackalope
Abandon
all ye people
Abandon all ye hope
Abandon all ye people
It's the day of the jackalope
Well,
the leaves blow in circles
In my footsteps
Like the mouth of a river
I have no regrets
Day
of the jackalope
Abandon
all ye people
Abandon all ye hope
Abandon all ye people
It's the day of the jackalope